teeny tiny segment of life

To paint you a great picture, I'm currently sat here in a really attractive white and polka-dot dressing gown waiting for my hair to dry so I can add yet more colours to its spectrum of barnet joy. This is me having just eaten one of Linda McCartney's pies accompanied by some of those bacon crisps with racing stripes on. FRAZZLES. Thank you, sir/madam Google.

In between here and the last paragraph, I've spent 5 minutes reading online reasons as to why people think Google is male or female. It's been a long day - I'll update you with the hair later.

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