No, I'm not talking about orange juice combined with toothpaste. Not even festival toilets. Yes, that's right - I, Rhiangle, Empress of Somewhere, shall in this blog post conquer the hugely taboo subject that is:
pineapple on pizza
WHY WHO IN THEIR RIGHT MIND INVENTED THIS HIDEOUS CONCOCTION
NO NO NO NO NO
NOT THE RINGS!!!!!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Pretty sure this is treason - OH MY GOD IS THAT BANANA OH JEEZUS LUCIFER
As you can see, I have provided sufficient evidence to show that this madness has to stop. What next - chocolate quiche?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!!/???!?!!??!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?
.......have just made the mistake of googling 'chocolate quiche'.
In response to my previous question (I answer my own questions now because: adulthood), pineapple on pizza was claimed to be first invented by a Canadian chap called Sam Panopoulos. Even though it's called a Hawaiian pizza. So not only is it a horrifying invention but its name is a big fat fruit-infused lie. People probably accidentally dropped pineapple on pizza before then while they were making fruit salad at the same time on a high shelf but removed it instantly because they knew it was a culinary crime. Well done, Panopoulos. I hope you're happy.